Dusty old bones, full of green dust.
Some of ya’ll are the most racist people and China is, like, the Texas of Asia. I think of people living in China the same way I think of people living in North Korea: How horrific, I wish them luck.
Also, WTF South Korea. All I hear is how sexist and fucked up you are. I don’t hear anything good about living there, and the fact that some of those cheabols haven’t been assassinated yet is beyond me.
Honestly? I would start picking off officials. I would try and like… Persona 5 it. Send a warning to, say, Trump. “Do ___ by ____ or else” kind of thing. They don’t follow through, I take them out. And just keep going until they start listening. Universal health care. No? Alright, I’m going to start picking off those opposed. 100% tax on money over a billion (honestly, I feel like couple million would suffice) . No? You know the drill. Pretty much hold officials ransom until they start fixing shit. I would stay vigilante. Not to make sure everyone is following the same rules or government, but if someone tries to pass a law to ban abortion in there country? Let me grab a pen.
I would even be open to submission, like a “Hell Girl” situation. Of course, not “so and so is stealing my boyfriend” but more, “this company continues to dump in our wager supply.” I would use a very fine tipped pen if pencil wasn’t allowed. I would hopefully get to spears it out over years so, by the time it’s full, people can be used to being treated like people, hopefully. The idea of someone trying to lobby for a return to the health insurance modem would be a cause for mass strike, riots even. They wouldn’t dare, because I would be watching.
Smart. Pretty, dumb people get taken advantage of. Besides, I’m already unattractive, might as well give me something after making me go through high school 😒
“It’s funny she called ME a thief, but now SHE doesn’t have a car and I do. Maybe I should have been called the ‘owner’ all along.”
That movie always made me tear up at the end.
Chicken Little - I’m not here to defend it, but it has a place in my heart.
I remember telling my mom I’d make a good Spinster, just hanging out at home, doing needle work. She laughed and said, “You’re black, you’d be a slave.”
Large shells and tubes. It feels like noodles were not meant to be that big, like it’s unnatural. They always look so wet, and then it reminds me that all noodles are wet, but are at a proper size so you can ignore it.
- You branch off into another timeline and your actions make no difference to the previous timeline
New actions, new consequences.
On my phone: Miminote. Just been using it for years now. It’s pretty basic but I just put, like, grocery lists and reminders in there.
Other: I have a cheap dollar store notebook that I just use for random craft ideas that I’ll likely never get around to. I also try to keep W.I.P notes in there, like “You were using # size needle, ### yarn, on ### row.”
My friend thought she was having a seizure. She was not having a seizure. She was just restless and very high and saying “I’m having a seizure” until she made me call an ambulance.
They didn’t even have their sirens on.
Bonus: When I got too high, I was confused in how we knew dinosaurs didn’t have their own civilization before the meteor hit and would not let it go for a bit.
Take me and my cat down to the basement with my phone, water, power bank and lantern/candles, call my mom so we could all be on the phone together, and hope I’m taken out instantly.
Every time I say it, someone comes back with “You mean haw-rur!?” Now I’m starting to think it’s just my area. 😅
“Horror” and “Water.”
(“Hor-er” and “woo-tur”)
Sticky by Tyler the Creator
Killer Instinct
2016 Hyundai Accent. It was cheap and what I could afford. I will run it into the ground before I get another one. She works and she’s tough. She got me across country with a full trailer attached to her and is just fine. She’s filthy, but she is mine. And I love her.
Bass(Musical bass), the sound of metal cutlery scrapping against themselves, and the “sss” sound that seems exaggerated for sleep related podcasts.
I fought with my aunt about “mom jeans.” I was telling her it was a style of jeans and she was adament that it was any kind of jeans that a “mother” is wearing.