Makes my slapping hand tingle.

Classist.

I would just keep living my life, it’s not actionable information for me.

You keep saying one of them tastes better, I’m sure it does but I’m not going to consume them to find out. They are shit.

The lesser of two evils is still evil.

Well my diarrhea yesterday was chunky and today it’s straight liquid. Both are shit. Kinda like Mr.Beast and any of the other fame whores.

Worked swimmingly

2001/2002 I believe we got DSL.

My dad just died destitute and my mother will probably have nothing when she passes. I’m ok with that, I am my own person. People complaining about losing out on inheritance are fucking spoiled brats. “ you spent the money you worked for? Boo hoo hoo, I wanted your money though “