Dizzy Devil Ducky

I am Zach, AKA AceFuzzLord, AKA Dizzy Devil Ducky!

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Cake day: June 21st, 2023

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  • Well, definitely arguing with my mom over me going outside in winter with hair that wasn’t fully dry, when I didn’t have time or I’d miss the bus and be late for college. I usually dry my hair enough that if I cover it with a hood or hat during colder days I’m perfectly fine, but she insists that one of these days going out with wet hair in the cold is gonna get me sick, which has never happened. I ain’t changing the habit of not fully drying my hair after I get sick from going out with wet hair and that is the sole cause of me getting sick (so, probably never).




  • Pretty sure this was back around the time of the diamond and pearl anime, but watching that because marathon on TV while having Sonic 3D Blast paused on the Sonic Mega Collections disk we had for gamecube because there was only one TV in the main room of the basement for watching TV and playing games. I definitely played that game collection the most out of me and my 2 brothers.

    I also remember getting stuck on a “puzzle” for Starfox Adventures because you needed to shoot a flame to make it hit a holder but it had to be the right colour. I got stuck because I didn’t have the right cord for the gamecube, so I’m pretty sure I was using something like a PS2 avi cable, which made the whole game grayscale. Not saying I was happy to get stuck, but I do remember it being a real fun game. Definitely gonna replay it when I get my Steam Deck back from being fixed since I never beat it as a child or teen into young adult.


  • For pure nostalgia, the answer would be Franklin.

    For the wacky antics it’d definitely be a tie between Ed Edd n’ Eddy and Codename Kids Next Door. What other shows can you get a cursed telephone that causes suffering and an elevator made of junk that leads to the moon for EEnE? Or for KND have a whole zoo filled with kids as the exhibits so childless parents can throw peanuts at them while also having an episode where a man who looks like a baby use his cigar to connect to a global satellite web to try and turn everyone else into babies?




  • First on my list would be, just as an experiment, someone completely random I find online just to see what happens. You know, something that would somehow end up making major news, news big enough that I’d hopefully see it when my dad watches the nightly news. Just to see that the page works. My parents would never find the page since they don’t go through my stuff, so I’d be safe there. Just gotta make sure nobody sees it through a camera, so phone and laptop out of the way when I write. Definitely burn it after it’s all used up and everyone on it is dead to ensure nobody sees it. Wouldn’t be that hard for me to put it in my pyrex bowl and light it up.

    After confirming it works, get to work on some of the people I wanna see gone for whatever reason. If a torn/cut off piece works, you bet I’d take some lines and cut them before cutting those into smaller pieces. Then store them in my wallet for any time I’m out and about and have a surprise Mormon missionary pop up on me. Sounds cruel, but I ain’t got time for them and don’t know how to effectively tell them no. Just have to have them sign the slips, with me asking for an autograph or something before I leave.

    The rest would go to various people. I think some of my biggest targets would be looking up the mega pastors here in America and having them reveal to all their followers that they have been scammed the whole time, calling them the dumbest sheeple on the planet before ending themselves somehow. Mega pastors deserve it for stealing money from the gullible.

    Next would be a large group of CEOs from large tech firms. They’d probably have enough time to clear their schedules and meet up with each other, so there would be a livestreamed MMA match to the death, after telling the world how they’ve defrauded everyone and that the class war is on because after the match they’re sending kill squads to eradicate the poor. So probably have them use their wealth to try and coordinate that as well and set it up so it doesn’t actually happen, but that they planned on making it happen, with verifiable messaging/email to prove it. Really set the world up for chaos, I guess. Winner of the match would just kill themselves, I guess, IDK what they would do if anything. CEOs like the gøøg|e, amazøn, twatter, fakebook, redd¡t, and maybe a few others sound good to me because they definitely screw over loads of people.

    I think my 3rd set would just be a single target if I could figure out who they are. Just gotta figure out who the head of the American branch of scientology is so I could make that fool reveal all the crimes he is able to reveal that the wackjob cult has ever committed here in America by making sure they’re all made publicly available by making the records public domain and widely available while also making him get rid of their tax exempt status by having people lobbying the government to permanently remove it forever to add insult to injury. Let the people know what that cult is all about while simultaneously ruining them.

    Though, after that, cannot think of any other local (country wide) targets, so from there, probably go after some big names I cannot say because I don’t feel comfortable saying. Politicians and dictators are a scary thing to have hunting you over the fact you make a post about wanting them gone, so I’mma end it there.

    Don’t know how possible some of this would be, but you gotta admit it would bring chaos to our world and really shake up the status quo having all these things happen.






  • I don’t see much of a problem myself so long as it’s actually for safety purposes and not just for detainment purposes at a normal school.

    The elementary and middle school I went to had fencing to keep people out of backyards and the street, and a gully in the case of elementary school. Reasonable. Keeps minors safe just in case a car came by if a kid went to grab a ball they accidentally launched into the street or they decide to explore the fully and fall over and hurt themselves because little kids are good at disappearing and hurting themselves, I swear.

    High school? Absolutely no idea why the football field had a fence other than keeping people off the property, which was connected to a park.



  • Don’t remember the exact magazine, but I know there was once, when I was in highschool, where I took over my grandma’s room and one day ended up pulling out one of the bedside table drawers and beneath it was a porno mag. Asked my mom if she remembers and she doesn’t, but did say that those types of magazines were something my grandma would buy for him for some reason and wouldn’t be surprised if he hid it there to hide it from someone like me, his grandkid.