Free dog too!

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Sometimes I pick the chillis at the garden centre and take them home to cook with.

“But thats actually theft…”

I DGAF

Viewlifting is travelling to wealthy neighbourhoods and taking in the beautiful beachfront, river front, or lakefront views that are only intended for the people who purchased property there. They paid a lot of money for those views, and they don’t want lower socioeconomic people coming in and using up all the majestic views for free.

It depends, do you need to return your representative, or can we leave him on the moon? Latter is easier. Maybe he can hitchhike back with the aliens.

If it’s a one-way mission, it could be done with a Falcon heavy and a slapped-together lander sourced from NASA. Maybe even an old Gemini capsule or something from the Smithsonian.

Or you could send up a Falcon heavy with fuel payload, rendezvous with the ISS, pick up a 'naut, and steal a Soyuz, although I’m not sure if they can be configured to land on the moon

Why use a computer when you can just wander, naked and fearless, back into the forest from whence we came. Climb a tree. Make a nest of leaves. Screech “Ook Ook!” to let everyone know this is your tree now.

Funny, but SO many of those fuckers are either in prison or are facing federal charges still. Like, more than 1200 of them. And that number will only increase.

Bruh should I travel my gay white ass to Palestine and stand in front of a Merkava tank?

“I said a the name of an assassin several times.”

He accidentally slammed it in his car door one day when he was super drunk.

The state of Western Australia is bigger than all of Europe.

Masturbarroom ❌

Masturbatorium ✅

Totally not a cult

Can I pet that dawg?!

Athelstan from Vikings.

Hollow spaghetti. Impossible to suck it, because it has a vent hole.

Rimworld is just a really good game.

I finished a playthrough of Tomb Raider and got all secrets, pickups, and kills when I was 13, just FYI.

(Thank you, game magazine walkthrough)

Also, vaping. Somehow, vaping seems even dumber than smoking.

I toss my apple cores and banana peels into the bushes. Never plastic, metal glass etc.

IMO it’s better that the apple cores goes directly to compost on some plant than to a landfill.

And I do this at my own home as well, if I finish an apple or banana, I’ll chuck it in the garden, maybe kick some sand over it.