ApeNo1@lemm.eetoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Man who found smooth Mars bar gets £2 compensationEnglish
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1 month ago“Dear Mars, I was unable to enjoy my recently purchased Mars Bar as it was missing the trademark thick veins running down its shaft.”
Just an old fart from down under here to read some cool content and have some laughs along the way.
“Dear Mars, I was unable to enjoy my recently purchased Mars Bar as it was missing the trademark thick veins running down its shaft.”
That boss wears those deliberately and jokes about suffering from Long Trouser Syndrome (LTS) and that he really likes having LTS versus shorter attire.