She could read!

Or it was the one that smelled like pet supplies and she smart.

I’ve always theorized that it should be possible to have multiple wake words with different functions, some invisible to the user.

It has to be “always listening” for the wake word to function at all, so it clearly is doing that, what’s to stop them from having another wake word like “bomb” which it then starts recording and sends to the NSA for instance, or even “clip the last 30 seconds” like an xbox could be feasible. Or even have corporations pay to get on the “list” of secret trigger words, like Toyota pays and it hears “Toyota” or “new car” and starts serving ads for 2026 Celicas (I wish lol). It doesn’t even have to send much data back for that, just “ohp, said word, check box to join ‘toyota’ ad group.”

I’m not saying they do that, but like, it sounds totally easily possible and I can’t be the first person that had this idea, why wouldn’t they?

Hell to be fair I don’t trust most of the brands I do recognize either lol.

He ate glue as a child.

Edit: No jokes about horses becoming glue, noted lol.

Praise “Bob!”

In this context, OP wants a community that is both vegan and sufficiently accepting of non-vegans, which might be tough to find.

Because being a preachy holier than thou dickhead is like, “the point” for a lot of vegans. Oh they’ll tell you it’s not that, while they tell you how much better they are than you because they reject anyone with a different opinion than they have, while you’re a rapist and a murderer because you let others be and make their own choices without evangelizing like a christian.

I’m fine with normal vegans, like the OP. In fact, most vegans I meet IRL are like OP, I even have a vegan friend who doesn’t give me shit about it and we take her veganism into concern when we eat and will go to a place that has good vegan and meat options (or she’ll cook her own vegan dish to share if potluck), fun times all around. But the Culinary Jehovah’s Witnesses are just as annoying as the actual Jehovah’s Witnesses. “Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Daiya?” But the vegans don’t even have the balls to go door to door, they only recruit for their cult online, so honestly I respect it even less as much as I’d hate both.

Hell yeah, great choice! Those p365s are pretty damn neat.

get a sawed off shotgun

Not legal without a $200 tax and ATF form 4, fyi.

'Course, it’s not going to help you if it’s there and you’re not “next time,” that’s their shotgun now. Terrible advice, a pistol would be better, that way you’re covered while home and you can carry it with you so it can’t be stolen while you’re gone, if you’re gonna get a gun that is anyway.

Landlord eh? On .ml? I must be seeing things.

Probably why they got hacked,

Which time lmao, weren’t there like 4 gigaleaks?

Mine’s cool.

Yours otoh will ban you for political disagreements (read: supporting the authoritarian states they don’t like OR not supporting the authoritarian states they do like) and censors the word “bitch,” which is why I left the second new instances popped up. As an anti-any-authoritarian who considers that a bitchin’ opinion it’s not the place for me.

I’m tryna get that Christmussy.

I’m with you, christmas songs are already on my shitlist from being force fed them on repeat while working (which I’m pretty sure is against the Geneva Convention), and that one has always been one of the worst.

I hate the cutesy little voice that sings it and it’s a weird song, is she going to fuck the mythical creature, or is she going to fuck her parents (the real “Santa”)? She clearly wants to fuck one of em I’m just not clear which.

And how damn old is she? You think Leo and his 25yos are bad, what about Nick over here being 1,730ish years older than her?!

I feel this so very much lol. Working in retail (or food) and your boss plays the radio? All year, always the same ~50 songs a day… except Nov 1 - Jan 1, when it becomes the same 20 Jesus themed songs on repeat 6x times a day, and not even different versions.

The only one that gets a pass is the Charlie Brown one, it helps that it’s instrumental.

I can’t help, I wish I could, but I’m curious. Why a smart scale? Why not just any dumb scale from Bed Bath and Beyond?

One note, “liberal” to them is synonymous with “nazi,” and they do actually, openly, want to kill you for being one (from this comment alone lol, and me too, and everyone else they label liberal). They’re losers who will never succeed in revolution, and most of them won’t do anything beyond cry online, but they should still be considered dangerous and untrustworthy as one of them is liable to pull some dumb shit in the name of their religion and their god Marx (yes it is a religion if they treat it like one.)

Slackware.

Actually the way that it is written, “the militia” is the reason that “the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.”

Put it another way:

A well balanced breakfast, being necessary to the start of a healthy day, the right of the people to keep and eat food shall not be infringed.

From this it is clear, “a well balanced breakfast” doesn’t have the right to “keep and eat food,” “the people” do, because “breakfast is important.”