Because when you have missiles, you get to make the rules, and they don’t have to be consistent.

Not all that much, as I already use my real name. I tend to only post things that I believe in, and I’ve never really been one to hide my feelings from people.

When I was a little kid, I was legit worried my parents were going to get arrested for drinking and driving when I saw them drink a glass of water before we got in the car. They tried to explain it to me, but I just kept thinking that they were trying to trick me so I wouldn’t rat them out.

Their stars are hand crafted from raw virginal pixels by blind monks using only their toes.

Experimental aircraft

We’ve investigated ourselves and found that we did nothing wrong!

In VR

Just ignore the bullies and they’ll stop.

Nope, they just hit you harder

Yes, it’s going to make some people very rich.

Ohh, you mean to the country as a whole? No.

I don’t control the job title my company gives me.

I guess I’m going to be that guy today. Android is Linux, and it’s installed on a lot of mobile devices already.