Cruxifux

I bet you could fake your own death pretty easy if you had 80 million to throw around. You just gotta survive until then.

Whats a rounded cross?

Hahaha great autocorrect, not changing it.

“You’re never allowed to have an orgasm. Also you aren’t allowed to be grumpy.”

Nah dawg you gotta pick one.

But without it how would I have tainted my opponents after I cheese them off the edge in smash bros?

Honestly I would super not be into that. There’s a lot of people who I do not want to see in this, and there’s even more that do not want to see me in this.

Yes exactly.

I hate being advertised to so fucking much.

And then I chug a bunch of water so my body will let me sleep. And then about an hour before I have to wake up my body is like “PEE TIME”

Who invented this system? It sucks.

I mean, they aren’t all out in the open. There’s famous ones in the media all the time that we know about. But my conspiracy theory is that there’s a lot more that we don’t.

Oligarchs.

My dads crazy too. I get it. I’ve learned just to expect absolutely nothing good from him and then if he does behave it’s just a happy surprise.

He doesn’t want to talk to you because you’re not grateful enough to him for doing something he didn’t actually do? Is he mentally ill? That sucks man I’m sorry.

Yeah. Pretty much anywhere slavery is legal will use slaves. Our system rewards people for destroying society.

They would kill you and everything you love if it meant they’d get more money. Never forget that.

“You’ve been very naughty”

What sub on Reddit taught you that?!?

Henry Kissinger. Easy. Godfather of horrific war crimes and if we all die of nuclear annihilation one day he will be the person I would put the most blame on. It irritates the shit out of me that he died peacefully. A man who made sure napalm gets poured on civilian children? Gets to die like that? Fuck that goof and I hope he was afraid when he died and I hope it hurt.

My body, not my choice

Forever

I mean it could also be that after doing the deed he became panicked and might have had some erratic behaviour.