Cyrus Draegur

You’ve heard of the Dead Internet Theory, now get ready for the UNDEAD Internet Theory!

Well, I’m sure YOU didn’t appreciate him being a fucking liar either so i guess it’s even XD

as amusing as the irony would be, it’s clearly too clean, sharp, organized, and consistent to be AI.

as someone else very recently posted elsewhere on lemmy:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c81a4a7c-865c-4250-b89c-96e0105af62e.jpeg

Actually, on that point, I love it when a game becomes a platform for continuous content. Minecraft is a bit trite as an example but it fits: You buy it once, and you can beat it in a couple hours if you really want to, but you can extract as much enjoyment out of it as your imagination will allow, and the developers are constantly adding more stuff to do (although not all of what’s added feels great all the time…)

That’s the fun part: you don’t! :D

That is to say, they tried. And now there are basically no fucking games on whatever they’re calling the latest X-turd, and barely anything worth note on the PS5.

All the best games I’ve played recently are deliberately low poly models, low res textures, and 100% focused on JUST satisfying gamefeel and fun gameplay mechanics.

Fuck graphical fidelity and fuck “AAA” studios for wasting our time and money on it.

I WANT SHORTER GAMES WITH WORSE GRAPHICS MADE BY PEOPLE WHO ARE PAID MORE TO WORK LESS AND I’M NOT KIDDING

The Claims Adjuster Abides.

you, standing on a cliff overlooking the horizon, and ten billion light-years away there is a point you will never, ever be physically capable of reaching because the very expansion of the cosmic medium itself will move it further away from you than it already is now even if you traveled in that direction at the speed of light for ten billion years.

caption: finding a girl who finds YOU attractive

Should we tell him, guys?..

this is not an appropriate time to make a cruel joke.

this person came here harmlessly asking for help.

punching down at someone’s insecurities right when they’re trying to address them is not ok.

I bought palworld.
i played it.
i enjoyed it.
i had enough.
i stopped.
there is nothing wrong with this sequence of events.