Smoke two joints in the morning.

Buy him kerbal space program then ask why he hasn’t landed on jool yet when he starts talking about Minecraft.

Where I’ll watch 10 hours of YouTube and get paid enough to afford several days of… “pleasure”.

It’s weird seeing how “the algorithm” has genuinely only made things worse. Falling into the YouTube rabbit hole was a thing, and it was entirely organic. From the loose connections of topics, you could start from any feel good funny video, and end in detailed documentary about MK Ultra.

The best algorithm was no algorithm and there’s no way of ever going back to that. I feel pretty lucky to have experienced the internet before it became everything.

Skip your mouth and just shovel it directly into your gullet

Java feels like McDonald’s and python feels like a grocery store.

Rust feels like a femboi hooters where they offer IVs you don’t think they’re qualified to administer.

Curated tumblr, microblog memes, Lemmy being wholesome, 196, lots of places it could fit and be appreciated.