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Cake day: September 21st, 2024

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  • so…just to point out

    you want a billionaire owned multimedia ad revenue agency (aka the “news”) to stop hyping the billionaire backed chaos cheeze monkey and the stupid shit it says?

    every time he realizes he exists is a moment that spits in the face of evolutionary theory.

    every breath he takes is a testament to the folly of man.

    the sheer hubris of man quakes at the mention of the man.

    he moves trillions of dollars into the pockets of his billionaire lords. they will never stop as long as you exist.



  • As far as spyware, with win11 being what it is your options are install Linux or live with it no matter which manufacturer you go with.

    I wasn’t aware that there were other options outside of Linux.

    Learn something new everyday 🤣 /s

    I will say, at the time the X1 was probably the most stable laptop/Linux combo I had available. then several Intel vulnerabilities happened, were patched, and performance took a shit.

    that’s when I bought my first XPS and haven’t looked back until now. since they’re dropping the line I’ll have to look for a new product in the future.







  • I agree with the sentiment but let me turn the volume up a bit.

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    cashier: doing their job, scans box of condoms, tub of Vaseline, fish hooks, women’s panties.

    customer: looks at wife then at cashier and that’s the last time you’ll touch those!

    cashier: looks at panties and then at embarrassed wife and back at customer are you sure of that?

    customer: grin fades from face

    customers wife: uncontrollable laughter

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  • no one person owns UHG, it’s owned by financial Mafias like Blackrock, Vanguard, State Street, JP Morgan, Fidelity.

    Take a look at any company that deals in; healthcare, defense, real estate, shipping, communications, entertainment, literally anything to do with Nestlé, ect… and you will see a dark depressing pattern.

    The US doesn’t exist within a vacuum for oligarchy. The whole world has been enslaved already. When you see or hear about “the investors” they’re talking about the ones above.

    that’s why I laugh at anyone who thinks simply not buying from “xyz” source has any impact. they still get your money, just from a different route.



  • porn was freely available and could be purchased at stores in many parts of the US.

    sex toys were widely available and could be purchased from the comfort of your own sex swing.

    now we have Qualuviagra which not only increases the size of your penis* but also makes you forget all about your low-T*

    *studies shown that penis size temporarily increases but long-term use will actually shrink it. prolonged use can induce Baby-Dick Syndrome (BDS). Abuse of the product is considered a class 1 felony and you will be registered as a sex offender unless you’re a registered Republican.

    *low T is a myth falsified by global warming scientists in order to confuse and belittle Republicans with BDS. If you are taking Qualuviagra to treat low-T, reach out to your nearest MediRogan for details about having low-T.