Hossenfeffer

That’s where you keep your haggis.

Is Google really as shit as Bing? I had to Ask Jeeves to confirm that.

The billionaire of hearts

Don’t want any Debbie-downers on Shitter once his bestie is in the big chair.

I am smokin’ hot, it’s true.

The fuck is Nostr? I can’t keep up.

What do you mean Lemmy doesn’t have karma?

It does so too and! All you need to do to reveal it is just obsessively go through your entire post and comment history on a daily basis and add up all the upvotes you’ve ever received. Easy.