I’ve heard it said that Captain Lezbian definitely knows how to take care of the little man in the boat.

That’s easy, I just type “??!!”… then it changes it to “‽”.

I like them so much I made a keyboard shortcut to replace them if I type “??!!”.

Ugh. I didn’t catch that autocorrect changed it and made the joke worse.

I hereby further submit to you that “Dr” Pepper is in fact not a real doctor.

Sure, Right… what’s your next claim, that Captain Crunch isn’t really a senior commissioned officer in the navy‽‽

Artax didn’t give his life for that sort of disrespect.