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Oh that’s an old one.

That’s how these things go.

Deranged idiots changing the course of history, not time travel, time travel is not possible now or ever. You can go forward real slow if you time it right, but can’t go back, not even a little.

Patsies do the deed, the organizer collects the reward. It wouldn’t be a spectacle back in Iran, they would claim to have no knowledge lest there be retaliation, and also for that reason it wouldn’t be paid by the Iranian government, it would be paid by Iranian financiers and business people, backers of the Immamate, likely even by people living outside Iran, same people who are paying bounties to Hamas for killing Jews, for example, various Iranian-alligned “foundations”; might get some in gold, some in Bitcoin, some in various currencies, probably some even in USD. The person would hole up in some Iranian proxy state, and live out their days lavishly in like Qatar or something, maybe in Pakistan. It’s not like a free for all prize.

Further, this kind of thing might be served ice cold, when nobody expects it. There’s still people trying to kill Salman Rushdie for Iran and his bounty is only $3 million and has stood for forty years. Iran doesn’t have elections every four years with foreign policy swinging around like monkeys from a tree like some fucking people I could mention, they play a long game.

Fun question.

Nicely done.

Close your eyes. It’s impossible to stay awake with your eyes closed. True fact. They’re hardwaired right to your brain eventually your brain is like “aight, I’ma head out.”

Hasbro.

This is disgusting.

“Everything is fucked… how can this be?!”

Who?

Haha. That’s a good one. Don’t think I ever heard of that.

I read it the same way.

What is this?

I have represented consumers in cases related to lung cancers, and in defending those claims, the insurance carriers always ask my clients in detail about how much time they’ve spent around cars.

They get really interested if you were a gas station attendant, or a valet, or especially worked at an auto garage, in which case they want to know about the size of the doors, if they were kept open or closed during work, if the garage had any kind of ventilation system, whether cieling fans or the pipes that go over an exhaust pipe.

Almost like they know something about hydrocarbon fumes that the rest of us don’t…

It’s because he crossed state lines?

That’s hilarious, that you had to pretend you were dying of cancer for such extravagance to make sense in your life.