I don’t even know what you put chives in. I think I had them in scrambled eggs like once?

I feel like I’m confused on what the definition of “liberal” is.

There’s a Teflon generation in there somewhere

Quitter talk

“Congratulations, you’ve made it past the tutorial!”

Staying up till 3am playing Terraria w/ friends

The Second Dream quest from Warframe

Didn’t captain America literally become a fugitive of the state

Idk if it was the first but I stole a bunch of pens from one of my teachers after i found out she was fired.

Yes because the CIA definitely cares about LGBTQ rights

I get the joke but c’mon they definitely don’t.

Cognitive dissonance at its finest

Sometimes a Culver’s cold custard just hits different.

Especially hits your wallet that shit makes burger king look like it’s still the 70s.

Hard to say because different pastas are made for different uses, and might not work as well if used for other things.

But if I had to pick one I’d say Angel hair. It’s just too thin and it makes me uncomfortable.

I’ve been enjoying Skeleton Crew as it releases.

Assuming you’re referring to bacterial infection, is that not exactly how you’re supposed to say it?

Anywhere where you can get a meal for $3.18 in 2024 is good in my book

Okay but like the whole point I feel is that tragedy is impossible to avoid. It’s supposed to be a slap in the face. If you haven’t forgiven it, then the film achieved its goal.

I like how there is very clearly a “DO NOT REPOST” watermark on the image.

I’m out of the loop why the downvotes

Picture of my friend’s cat