Definitely not that new Jewelry store I saw at the mall the other day, Shauron’s gift emporium or something like that. That place look corrupting as can be, they have nine employees working there and they all look wraithlike. Do the employees ever leave the store? There is this one creepy fellow always hanging around in the corners of the store, whispering about some birthday gift he lost or something.

I believe the correct vernacular is “Oi Cunt!”.

When the older character in the first(?) book dies, it hit me like a ton of bricks the first time around.

Weird, I’m just gaining mass.

Make the internet leet again!

Nah, see, the elves love to work and toil, they get upset when they can’t work.

What do they produce? Zilch!

one of my bathroom spiders

I’m sorry, what? You have multiple bathroom spiders?