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That sounds dangerously like… dramatic pause

…regulation.

old timey orchestra hit

I’m surprised to not see any mentions of Eat the Rich by Motörhead.

🤘

There’s two types of bikes in 8: standard and crotch rocket (for lack of a better term). They even have different icons when picking your kart. The drift mechanics are reversed on the crotch rockets. As far as I know this is intentional. Those feel backwards to me — if the standard karts feel backwards to you, I totally get it. It’s like being forced to use non/inverted camera controls, whichever is opposite to your preference.

I’ve found it very hard to go back to the older MK games after playing 8. Everything just feels right.

A friend tried to get me to sign up in the early boom days. “It’s like MySpace, but for adults!” Yeah, that’s not the selling point you seem to think it is.

we had condo buildings collapsing and people dying WITH regulations.

Further proof that regulations don’t work! The Invisible Sky Daddy Hand shalt self-correct! All is right with the world! Praise be unto The Market, may its blessed Line forever Go Up.

Now, let us prey.

Dumpster fire speedrun any%

Text messages are faster IMO

Instructions unclear, old mac mini running linux now has a fork jammed into it.

Lemmings! OP IS AN AI! GRAB YOUR PITCHFORKS!

It’s not very effective…

https://www.meeplemountain.com/articles/how-to-plan-the-ultimate-board-game-night/

They stole all of her Reese’s Pieces.

I say bloon with no a sound.

dart-throwing intensifies

I stopped once I ran out of hours. ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

I think I got DSL in 2000 or 01.

It’s better to not ask questions sometimes.

backs away slowly