That parallel universe is ours. Portable CRT-based TVs have existed since the 70s.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handheld_television

Hey, despite their drawbacks CRTs are amazing.

Stop demonizing your neighbor. Demonize the 1%.

That income range still very much encompasses “normal” people who already pay a large share of income taxes.

Tax the super rich (both income and wealth), and redistribute that money via healthcare, education and social programs like UBI.

Ok let me ask my two year old what he thinks. He responds very well to reason.

You had a moonlighting clause as a QA tester? The fuck?

having a kid who doesn’t want to ever get rid of any of her old toys

Do it for her then. I purge and donate my child’s toys every couple of months. It would be chaos otherwise.

Can’t help but love that you’re criticizing the line as faux-deep when it was delivered by someone with a mental disability.

How long did you have each pan in the oven for? Upside down?

Where do you live where you can’t hug your best friend?