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I had a dream this morning that I had a sweet summer fling with the guy that played Wilson on House MD? He really loved me, and my actual real life husband was supportive but very confused in the dream. Then it turned into a variety show/dance review and I’m never going to be able to watch House again.

Maybe not the worst, but very timely.

The English dub actors that voiced Spike and Julia got married a couple years ago. That made me feel slightly better when I learned about it.

People are wrong a lot, about a lot of things. But saying that food residue is part of the seasoning is just gross. The seasoning comes from fat polymerization, not leftover burger grease.

… but you still clean the pan with soap and water.

Here’s a better one. NYPD doesn’t know what the fuck they’re after.