Preaching that god is all-knowing and then trying to lie to him in the dumbest ways possible is an ancient Christian tradition.

Isn’t DaVinci Resolve closed source?

GNOME doesn’t have nearly enough keyboard shortcuts for me as a keyboard focused user. IMHO, keyboard use is all about customizability, which GNOME is not.

“pressure relief”, huh? Makes it easier to fart?

don’t people start drinking more water after the first one? Or maybe stop drinking snow globe liquid?

(jokes aside, I’m sorry that sounds fucking awful)