Tiny Tim has an excellent selection of ironic head-bash-in hits.

They’ll just keep screwing each other over until either one person owns everything, or we’re smushed into the mud of conflict.

This is just the distraction while he takes everything that isn’t nailed down.

Turns out that the “Great Leap Forward” is actually circular.

I pick the grilled cheese sandwich.

Hey now… Ritchie’s smile is legitimate.

Cup hands behind ears to best hear Word of God.

Jazz hands

To the Core

Hiraga Gennai.

Incorrect.

It’s right next to me.

Horses are more like our bedridden English children.

Is it the return of the chilito? No? Then get the fuck out of my house!

Gonna need a Threadripper to get the most out of NewTube.

I’m no longer allowed to setup “Chili Mystery Mayhem” for work after the incident.

And if I do bring chili, it has to be one of my “ultra-mild” varieties.

*rediculous