That’s a security standard preventing keyloggers from guessing your credentials.

I’m not a guy but I’ll save you a spot by the veggie crate. It’s a bit damp though.

Same but in France.

I live in an old house in a mountainous, sparsely populated area totally devoid of strategic ressources (Auvergne).

I’d probably go to my basement which is dug in the granite substrate and lined with stone walls at least half a meter thick.

The other option would be to go to the bottom of the neighbouring valley (at least 200m deep) and would be shielded by the surrounding terrain.