Butt stabbing sounds like the perfect way to get the message across.

Cut a few millimeters to the right. You somehow missed all the important parts.

Nonconsensually as well!

Is that technically sodomy?

Gestures at the current state of affairs

I don’t think patience is working guys.

For that special cousin in your life

I just want magic but magic based on understanding and manipulating matter. Like magic based on real life physics

Kinda like the sorcerer’s apprentice where they can make fire by vibrating the molecules in the air until they get hot enough to combust.

“We never got nutted on by salmon at my old school!”

“Guess you could say this is a pretty nutty situation!”

“Carlooos”

It’s aluminum. Y’all just changed it to aluminium so it sounded like other elements. Which is even funnier because not all elements end with ium despite that being the main reason for the change.

But both result in a charity getting money?

What’s the difference?

This is a legitimate question.

For me personally adhd makes factory work torture but kitchen work a breeze.

Preferring looks over functionality.

So many things in today’s world are dogshit covered in a pretty wrapper and everyone eats it up. Meanwhile things that actually work well and last get ignored because they’re not pretty.

I’m not saying things can’t be pretty but you should never put form over function.

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For the most part yeah. Just don’t trust a fart.

I mean I’m chugging water like it’s my job but it’s just going right through me lmao

Tell that to the parents who let their kids do whatever they want and will completely flip their shit if anyone dares threaten their “perfect little angel”

To everyone else don’t set your kids up for failure.

My point is kids are going to be shitheads regardless. Why would you give them a perfect target?

Yeah but it’s also the parents responsibility to give their child a non stupid name that won’t get them ridiculed their whole life.

Parents being quirky with names is how you end up with kids getting bullied forever.

Edit: Glad to see all the people who weren’t bullied downvoting this. My name isn’t even that weird and I still get made fun of for it. Don’t give your kids stupid names.