THCDenton

Hey 600 loc is way more than I’ve ever done in a day Then again I washed out of the industry 🙆‍♀️

Fuckin hell im thankful my parents are cool. I need to do something nice for them

I unfriended soneone I knew because she posted ecard cringe too often.

Using LinkedIn

It is 🙃

It was set up more to manage the parking shortage problem in the high rise i work in. Its a stop gap and is not a good one.

BAR 4 leif

I wait until it starts getting noticable. Then I spend an hour cleaning - prioritizing the stuff that I’d be most embarrassed for a guest to see. After an hour the house is usually back below noticable levels of dirty. It’s never pristine but at least I have a facade of being a functional adult.

Its because certain spots let you retain your keys and no attendants can move your car. Its a weird garage

A/C

Some prick in a Porsche demanded that he get to pick his own spot in the valet lot where I work. The valet guy just grinning and shaking his head while the rich dude had a meltdown was some good schadenfreude. Then i got the spot he wanted because the valet guy was my homie.

Toyata Matrix. It gets me around. Keeps me out of trouble.

I miss mine. Totalled it 6 years ago :'[

Whaddya talking about I nuke my shit all the time.

Lmao