Settle down, Charlie Day.

101 Dalmatians was literally the first thing that came to mind.

Bullet points work best when using a 9mm font size.

“System call…”

Kamikazes the Tesla.

Both cars explode.

When I was 6, I dreamed that Superman was showing me his new car. And in the dream, as a six year old, I was thinking, “Why do you need a car?”

I did need that, thank you.

When I look around for a responsible adult and the least responsible person in the room insists they are the responsible adult.

Assuming those families are not in on the racket, and they often are, they deserve better.

That was beautiful.

Blue Shift is much shorter than Half-Life or Opposing Force, but it is a lot of fun to try to get out of Black Mesa alive without a power suit or excessive weaponry.

Affordable healthcare

Public transit

Civilian oversight

Prisoner rehabilitation

Universal income

Free education

Separation of religion and state

Wealth taxes

Law enforcement accountability

Environmental regulations…

It could easily be the GPU drivers or the display cable.

There any many other possibilities, but hopefully it’s one of those two because the fix is is either cheap or free.

Honestly, Minecraft.

Everyone remembers the moment they first realized nighttime and darkness is unsafe.

And as the years go on, more and more lore and items and events have been added that makes the game even more unsettling when you stop to think about them.

I forgot about this comic.

Does it make that same unsettling sound?

There’s an Anime that did gender segregation in a similar way (and for similarly chauvinistic reasons), but on a planetary scale - Vandread.

Loved Opposing Force and Blue Shift. Back when expansions were their own games.

Bob, my neighbor across the street: I don’t care that it’s March, I have the best Christmas lights display in the entire subdivision!

The fatal flaw with this is, I will want another pizza inside of six weeks. Can I put a double mortgage on the first pizza to pay for the second pizza?