It’s because anger isn’t an emotion, of course!*

*Offer not valid for women or POCs.

Time to make him Tim Apple to everyone else, too.

Not necessarily on the first day, but period poos are the fucking worst.

Jareth is not allowed to be completely gay. He can be 99% gay, but I require that 1% to remain ungay so I can have a chance with this fictional character.

Also Sarah, after she’s grown up about 15 years. She’s also not allowed to be 100% straight for the same reason.

This is a totally normal way to think, right? 🙃