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Yay! I can whack it again! I mean, I was gonna whack it either way, but now protonvpn isn’t slowing my whacking it quite as much. Ain’t got time for no forced digital edging while I wait on the buffering just so I can bust it at the exact right place in the video
I’ve never understood that shit. State a bans something, states b, c, d, and e also ban it. Federal judge comes in and says “state c cannot ban that. It’s unconstitutional,” how and why does that not apply to the others as well? It makes no fucking sense. Our country is fucking weird
Yeah, hunger genuinely sucks. A lot.
We’re okay now, though :)
A bottle from mad dog 20/20 from a gas station. I was like 15. Me and some buddies wanted to get drunk, none of us had fake IDs, and the weed dealer who normally supplied the booze wasn’t answering his phone. 5 of us went in, my buddy Brian volunteered to be tribute, and he grabbed a case of beer and just went to walk out the door with it. While the clerk was distracted dealing with that, we shoved mad dog in our pockets, and then went to the register with sodas. Brian dropped the case of beer and booked it. It was a very smooth operation.
Didn’t steal anything else for years, until I was like 18, and we were so poor that my mom and I started shoplifting out of genuine necessity, while waiting on her disability to kick in.
Oh, man, I used to steal all the shit from Walmart when I worked there. I’d go to the freezer section, grab something like a small box of hot pockets, and head to the break room directly for my break, straight skipping the register. Plus just, like, normal shoplifting, because fuck them
I am so sorry you’re dealing with this. I don’t know if you’re comfortable doing it, but I would post the number. Each time they text from a new number, post it. Hell, make a new Lemmy community just for posting their number each time. on top of that, turn off read receipts. Between no contact from you and unceasing contact from others, they may eventually determine it’s not worth the effort.
Is “i18n” a typo or some term I’m not familiar with?
Assuming this actually solves world hunger, and isn’t a fine print scenario like that one comment suggests:
Pretty much whatever. If it solves the suffering of billions of people, and it actually works, then you have free reign to rip me open. Hell, you can shove a bowling pin up my urethra if it means it’ll solve world hunger. My horrid pain and suffering is not worth the unimaginable pain of millions or billions of other (and trillions and quadrillions when we’re talking about future generations never suffering as we have).
As Christians we are called to be like Christ, and while I never imagined that this would be scenario in which one suffers for the pain of all, then, yeah, sign me up. But don’t give me a safe word. I’ll back out once the slightest amount of pain starts. Got my consent beforehand, but don’t let me take that consent back. Lol
That said, if we’re talking “how big a thing can you fit up your ass, if it’s big enough it solves world hunger, but you don’t know that yet, just what’s the max range of your asshole”
Then, with some training, I could probably go pretty big. I can do 12ish inches with a lot of prep time (talking a couple weeks), and I got pretty brutally fucked with a baseball bat one time, that’s a little over 8 inches and not tapered, so take that for what you will
I have an inflatable toy that starts out at 6.5(but is too floppy. Gotta inflate to 7" to get it firm enough for insertion). It goes all the way to 18", which is absolutely fucking insane. I’ve managed give or take 13, after much, much practice and patience and warming up. But around 9 is the extreme edge of my sweet spot.
My other inflatable goes from 6-11, and I prefer it, but the problem with inflatables is you almost have to stand to use them, otherwise you hit the air valve on the base and they deflate. Disappointing to say the least
I generally recommend condom safe lubes so you can use toy protectors for anal play, but if you’re using oil coconut is the way to go. Always keep some on hand. Great shelf life, too
Update me when you do? I want one, but can’t afford something that won’t work well, so I haven’t looked into too hard. Lemme know what you get
I use a password manager, which means if I ever lose access or forget my master password, there’s zero changes in going to successfully guess my password to anything else, though.
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Was than an o or a 0 after the s?
I don’t know if that’s a reference to something or something, but it reminded me of a story. One time me and my buddy got blazed. Like can’t feel your fucking face high. He said something, I still don’t know what, but it sounded like “saluton,” and I thought he spoke Esperanto. I had just gotten pretty proficient, and just, like, launched into a diatribe about how cool Esperanto is, and how much I really enjoyed learning it. One of those stoner speeches where you don’t know if you’ve been talking for 30 seconds or 30 minutes. In Esperanto. The whole thing, in Esperanto. The most I had ever spoken out loud in person with someone.
He was like “wtf? I didn’t know you spoke Spanish”
I was so fucking embarrassed. Lol
Ahh, yeah, I’m on mobile. I rarely ever use the laptop outside of school
How does one see alt text? I’ve seen people reference it on here, but I have no idea how to see it
My brother went into renal failure because of one that wouldn’t pass and they had to do emergency surgery. He’s had like 5 now, all of em pretty freakishly large. I’ve passed 2, but they were small enough that I didn’t know I had them until they came out and it hurt like I never knew my penis could hurt. Like pissing a razor blade.
Trade rejected! TRADE REJECTED! REJECTED! OH, GOD, REJECTED!
It’s just science. Oozy, semi gelatinous, unexpectedly salty science that sticks in the back of your throat and causes cravings for cheese and bits of cardboard to chew
No, no. There’s no mouse. It’s like that quasar water reservoir in space, where hydrogen and oxygen are slamming into each other around the black hole, creating a big ass ocean floating in the void.
It’s like that. But it’s the component parts of mouse jizz, just a giant, endlessly replenishing lake of rodent spunk, floating above the earth. A never ending source of protein for humanity to survive on, and use as an astonishingly effective hair gel, ala There’s Something About Mary Minnie.
I know, but these are federal judges stating that the ban cannot go through because it violates federal law, is it not? Or am I misunderstanding and they are federal judges saying that TNs law violates TN own state constitution?