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I absolutely miss the unlimited fuck outta those very useful pockets, goddamn those jeans were just too good for the market. Fuck, my shorts had deepass pockets with a smaller little pocket on the outside for shit like your wallet or w/e

og jncos were just too good for us fuck 😭

Die Mart, your literal one-stop shop mart.

I feel comfortable decreeing conservatives are a mental illness.

Buy a larger pocket. Easy.

The irony of euros unloading in a thread that the people who most need to see it will never see, just to feel better about having unloaded, is peak self-serving uselessness.

Get the fuck off of Lemmy and go unload in conservative and Republican cesspits like the fox news vomment section, xhitter, OANN, not here where the vast fucking majority already fucking agree with you.

But you know you can’t do that because that would actually mean going for a swim in political sewage, which means doing actual work for your personal beliefs, and which also means you’re most definitely going to get backlash that you know you won’t get here.

TL;DR: non-US bitching about the US on Lemmy, where nearly all lemmy Americans already agree with them, are as functionally idiotic as the conservative white Americans they’re bitching about.

I can instantly read that, and I’m proud to have been alive during 1337 speak. Thank you, friend, for the awesome memories

1337 43V@

Great.

Na weeg unna haf tamayka brannu dielek jussa fak widda sinthoz

Now we’re gonna have to make a brand new dialect just to fuck with the synths

Toilet?!

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Oh, right, sure. Toilet. Yeah, definitely. Totally.

“You should talk less.”

Degenerate fucking distro hoppers, why can’t you settle down with TempleOS like a good fucking Christian?

My story’s pretty much this.

No fucking way that could go wrong. Not a fucking chance.