“God bless America”? Imagine what that would look like.

Not America.

God almighty I could have any audio as my Nokia ringtone in the Bush era. Today? I wish I could have the ringtone I wanted.

My Luigi body pillow is on back order and I gotta say I’m concerned about consent.

I was waiting till I was German but it took forever so I gave up and looked it up.

But I’ll have you know that I’m very familiar with wanking, but yes, it is a bit surprising to name your reindeer after foxes or wanks.

Do your own research is the famous last coherent phrase of the QAnon crowd. Idk what the answer is but that phrase will forever make me uneasy.