Also anything starting with hema-, like hematology or hematoma… though that might be because of the æ.

Reggecks.

Or sequel instead of S.Q.L.

Squeal.

Loss An-hell-ess.

At this point it’s mostly mousetraps, though.

And taking out important parts of the machine and replacing them with mousetraps.

It’s Russia, after all. Their entire history has been often summarised as “… and then things got worse”.