Yesterday? Tomorrow? Pick one

Kisses?

NGL, you read like you’re doom-gripping your shaft while you type.

eg. “If your goOooOoal is to appearrr less misAHgynistic-c-c — maybe ^ohygod DON’T concentrate unh. yeah so much on naked WIM’n living in your house?!”

^Goddamn.

I included those stats as well. 🙇🏽‍♂️

To be clear, Dari and Pashto are considerably less prevalent than Arabic’s global native speaker estimate you listed. Per Wikipedia, even:

Dari: ~31 million speakers worldwide (~0.38%), and the native tongue for ~50% of Afghanistan

Pashto: ~40 million speakers worldwide (~0.24%), and the native tongue for ~48% of Afghanistan

And, technically, the native speaker stat on a global scale for Arabic is closer to 3% (~310 million = ~4.61%), with English is nearer 4.61% (373 million). Technically. 🤓

Until? That’s criminally generous.

Is that the new dance craze? A little Charleston, some Stanky Leg, and a conga line finale can-can, we have the Taliban Ban?

Because, you’re inspiringly young and full of promise. Genuinely. We’re all the universe experiencing itself and I love to hear you’re doing that so wonderfully. Right on! 🖖🏽