Clearly it’s Ukraine’s fault, da? If they would just stop resisting, there would be peace.

/s

Unless you’re out of blue ink, then you can’t print black coffee, even if your black cartridge is full.

AFAIK ex-presidents aren’t allowed to leave the country without specific permission, due to all the classified crap in their heads. If one tried to flee the country, it would be their detail’s duty to detain them.

Heck, they’re not even allowed to drive in public roads… not that Trump has probably ever driven a car.