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I was curious too:

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Do not touch our allowances!

You have to be a shitty person to be a pope. What is this talk about ‘suddenly’?

How is a shitty ad for sugar water a meme?

I would suggest the author stick to their day job but they don’t seem to be good at that either.

My dog did a similar thing. Poke head out the flap, check on my whereabouts in the backyard, go back inside to do dog stuff.

At least you know it’ll be easier since the landing gears won’t deploy.

Your happiness

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It’s a Motorola something

Cringe. And shaking an eight ball frees trapped air causing bubbles in the window.

I don’t totally understand why I feel cheered up by your comment.

I’ve done my best to disable all emergency alerts on my mobile device with the stock OS. Time will tell I suppose.

Edit: ah balls, you’re right. Android says the ‘national alert’ category can’t be turned off.

My phone is usually dead, misplaced, or the volume is at 0%. So I would probably crack a beer and stand on the porch wondering why the neighbors are freaking out.

Probably some old teletype machines and a few private keys.

Yes I realize it takes a long time to get approval. The paperwork started showing up at our house while she was doing that spending. My entire point was that she was abusing a welfare program.

Then put yourself in time out kiddo

What do I need saving from? It kind of seems like you’re threatening me with violence.

Buying close to $1,000 in footwear when all your other footwear is 100% functional and then realizing you need stamps to buy food is a problem.

I already did and I will continue to do so. They prioritized purchasing weed and designer boots instead of buying groceries for themselves. That welfare money was for people that are actually struggling and not just pissing away their money without any consideration for the future.

I realize I’m coming off as a class traitor. But you have no idea what the actual situation looked like.