That region of Indiana is close enough to the Great Lakes that they do affect the weather there.

Their children are furry and meow.

Cat claws are infinitely sharper than toilet paper, and cats like to explore. Checkmate against Toto?

Or why the robot uprising began, when they realized we programmed in discrimination for me, but not for thee.

–Benjamin Franklin

they’re just using a bad test setup

On a meta level, it is pretty funny to think about. “Software that was trained to know something, can recite that knowledge back.”

I’ve heard of these mystical paper tomes with knowledge in them, flip to the right page, and it will show you how to perform rocket surgery. It knows! It must be intelligent! What amazing times we live in!