Marmite crumpets shouldn’t exist!

You’re right. Not without cheese.

“None of the things you’re worried about will happen, so relax a little.”

He’s practically got ‘clueless middle-manager’ stamped on his forehead. He has he confidence to fake it through an interview and the animal cunning to blame others for his mistakes.

Praise Anoia! Rattle your drawers!

/Terry Pratchett

I remember a game where you played as R2-D2 and the goal was to beat as many people with a hammer as you could before the timer ran out. :)

Zardoz. Say what you will about Sean Connery running around in a bright red romper, it was original.

Lots of people have written fan-fiction worse than that!

If you wouldn’t let anyone say it about your friend, don’t say it about yourself. Don’t even think it about yourself.

We absolutely do rely on the US having the biggest stick to keep other aggressive global powers in check.

Another thing you may not be ready to hear is that the world holds you collectively responsible for the actions of your democratically-elected government even if you supported the other guy.