They failed to consider that you can’t squeeze blades. Maybe they should’ve added some to their bags as juice DRM

Man I really didn’t want to think about this

I’m not shy about Linux but my eyes glazed over reading that flow chart. Don’t pretend this is okay for typical users switching from Windows

As a non-fan, I thought the JJ Abrams Star Trek movies were well received. All the casual trek fans around me seemed to like them, at least