They wouldn’t even break in to get you. They’d just bomb the six areas you might be hanging out in

What’s the breaking point gonna be for this country? Specifically, the point at which the general public will actually care

50/50. It really depends on the midterms imo, assuming we have fair midterms

They became a cop

She goes on to note that even when engaged in conversation with multiple people one should act as if their eyes are constantly glued to the woman, only briefly looking away when another person is speaking and behaving as if your eyes are irresistibly drawn back to the woman of interest.

Honestly, as a woman, if a man started doing this to me in a group I’d be freaked the fuck out

It’s literally going to change per person

There’s also homebrew :P

I’m still pissed at what they’ve done to my boy, D&D

Star Wars Ep 1 gets more hate than it deserves. It’s not a masterpiece by any means, but it’s enjoyable.

The more movement the better. That’s why I only put live food in there /s

Ending up in a labor camp within the next 4 years

Find a hobby you enjoy. Look for places that offer classes in your area, even if it only somewhat interests you.

Honestly, spaghetti

If you’re Italian, sorry for the stroke

Asking for a Lemmy friend?

Caller: “I have a psycho stalker who keeps messaging me and I’m worried they’re going to do something violent to me”

Cops: “Call us after they harm you”

Caller: “I work for Blue Cross Blue Shield and a caller just said Deny Defend Depose”

Cops: “Real shit”

I was already in the area on vacation :) We booked the hotel and planned the trip before I got the gig, the stars just happened line up. The other people in my troupe were friends so it was a lotta fun.

I got paid over $1k to perform at a 3 day festival (9x10min total)

How is level 2 adding your own spices? That should be level 0 for anything

Most neurodivergences

ADHD is hell in a corporate setting but fantastic in a creative profession (I do both)

It makes a lot more sense when you realize how many people literally don’t have empathy. It’s like they’re missing a crucial brain function necessary to being a part of a functioning society

That and greed