MY GIRLFRIEND FULL OF DAD

Beautiful.

It’s the rule of thumb when trying to avoid losing things up your bum.

Without a base, without a trace.

Trick question, doesn’t happen.

I looked in the mirror and my diagnosis is devastatingly handsome.

Brenda.

Slick Rick - Adults Only

EDIT: I haven’t had coffee and missed the “without words” part. Sorry, but enjoy regardless.

Similar concept to a stack exhaust. Nice.

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakn’ huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

This post is literally an advertisement.

I’ll probably wash my jeans once or twice.

You never fart with your pants on? Ever? For months on end?

During the holidays I am farting for months on end.

They’re busy being triggered by my joke comparing jeans to cookware.

It’s like cast iron, you want a nice seasoning to them.

My condolences.

You really thought I’d eat inhumanly sourced meat?

Yes

Only if it’s human.

Every household has a junk drawer. Be thankful you don’t have more than one.