Midnight Wolf

I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!

Takes me home

To the place, I BELOOOONNNGGG

That’s way, way too much what ifs. Just go up, steal the phone, and scream at them WHAT’S YOUR FUCKING PIN.

This is not a situation I have thought about at length. Absolutely not.

(I’m disabled ♿)

That’s why you jump on a raised object so it can’t attack you and check it’s inventory before assuming it’s safe.

1: “oh look a puppy!” 2: “watch out honey, he’s got a knife” dog: “wha- no no I don’t” 🗡️

You’re new to the internet, I see

Ah, so you’re a “outta my dickhole or nohole” kinda fella

Just one?

Sounds pretty gay to me 😏

(yes, ees jok)

video for beginners

“why is this not available for my niche viewer? smh those beginners need to do some research on their own and hopefully find the same niche instance that I use so they can start calling themselves beginners. They are, uh… beta beginners? alpha? nightly beginners! posers!”

Viewership 101: go where your audience is.

heavily opinionated

Is that of itself not an opinion…?

outdated

Tbf I haven’t looked at the source material but I don’t think two points make it “outdated”. It’s like calling Debian outdated.

If only there was a way to… freeze media playback so that one can… oh shoot, we need a word for that next step, too, maybe… ‘resume’ could work? Yeah, resume it at a later date.

Such a shame that this idea has never been possible.

It’s constantly-buying-additional-hard-drives-for-balooning-storage all the way down!

Those screenshots, the edges for the top image, remind me so much of Vista/7.

Sounds like a growing market to me…

So here’s what we do to fix that situation: don’t buy those things

🧠🤯

Ehh, can I get the Basic Low Speed HDMI Cable with Wifi?

tor: “ah yes, this 6.4MB image will take 3 hours to load. good thing I like edging…”

But what if I want to touch your crotch?

Because I’m not paying $15 for access to the “professional cinematic experience” (aka access to their DRM-infested meh edited cut), or recording it on TV laced with ads and annoying people who love to hear their own opinions every 60 seconds. It’s the same reason people sneak food into movie theaters or steal music. Fucking the man.

Mr Crabs: I like money 💰