Do we have a word for it? Google translate suggestions are unsatisfactory to me .

Fill in the paperwork for a darwin award first.

Best case you’ll rear end your intended target.

Not very much. Not that I’m proud of what I posted on the internet when I was a teen but it’s nothing extreme.

In what way are you mean to yourself?

Do something today that your future self will appreciate. What would you do to a friend to be kind? Do that for yourself in the future.

Yes, and barbed wire, Czech hedgehogs, guard towers with snipers.

Jokes aside apart from preventing a ball flying into traffic during recess what are we trying to achieve?

If you pick one you’re 5% likely to pick the right one and be 100% correct.

You’re 95% likely to pick the wrong one. Then you miss the conspiracy that is true and you believe in one that is not true so 18/20 = 90% correct.

Average out the probabilities and it should turn out to be something like 90.5%.

Edit:I may be off on the maths now that I think about it.

If 1 in 20 conspiracy theories are correct then you’ll be 95% correct if you disbelieve all of them.

If you pick one to believe in you’ll be about 90% correct on average.

If you pick 10 you’ll be about 50% correct.

Negotiating the price of my car I did not have the luxury of walking away because my old one broke down.

I got a reasonable deal by agreeing to the price but requesting they do the big service that was coming up next year anyway. It’s relatively cheap for them to do compared to what I’d have to pay.

I use Linux because it gets out of my way and lets me get things done.

To you Linux seems to be the thing that needs to get done…?

Old Nagrand in wow.

The stuff I did today for my future self.

Toenail soup.

It is mostly a horrible smell.

Should be eaten in small pieces with potato, onion, sourcream in a wrap or on a thin crisp bread. There is a YouTube video of someone showing how to properly eat it.

If you eat a whole one without anything else only a few hardcore fans of it would not gag. That is what gets the views though.