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minus-squareMissJinx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up99·1 day agoif any dog approaches me I will follow it. No matter if it’s a service dog or not. I just love dogs
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up21·edit-219 hours agoActually … a suspicious amount of animals fall within that definition now that I think about it. Cats, birbs, basically anything fren-shaped that doesn’t show signs of distress by my presence. If they want to be petted I’m just gonna sit down and make it a day.
minus-squareMissJinx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·17 hours agotbf if a fucking lion crossed my path and instead of killing me waited for me to follow I would.
minus-squareOutlierBlue@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·17 hours agoYeah, he’s probably got a legendary quest for you.
minus-squareDragon Rider (drag)@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down2·14 hours agoHe actually belonged to your mum
minus-squareSaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up7·17 hours agoOh cute that dear is approaching me. I’m sure it’s not gonna have rabies or anything of the sort.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·16 hours agoThat’s why you jump on a raised object so it can’t attack you and check it’s inventory before assuming it’s safe. 1: “oh look a puppy!” 2: “watch out honey, he’s got a knife” dog: “wha- no no I don’t” 🗡️
minus-squareThurstylark@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·24 hours agoYou know what dogs like? Other dogs! What could be more delightful than to follow a dog and, alas! MORE DOGS!!
minus-squareMissJinx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·17 hours agoYes! If I found a person in distress on the other side I would be disapointed. “Shit…it’s just a kid having a Seizure… I was hoping for puppies”
minus-squareweker01@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up24·24 hours agoI’ve done this for 59 dogs now. The world will tremble upon facing my canine army!
if any dog approaches me I will follow it. No matter if it’s a service dog or not. I just love dogs
Actually … a suspicious amount of animals fall within that definition now that I think about it.
Cats, birbs, basically anything fren-shaped that doesn’t show signs of distress by my presence.
If they want to be petted I’m just gonna sit down and make it a day.
tbf if a fucking lion crossed my path and instead of killing me waited for me to follow I would.
Yeah, he’s probably got a legendary quest for you.
He actually belonged to your mum
Oh cute that dear is approaching me. I’m sure it’s not gonna have rabies or anything of the sort.
That’s why you jump on a raised object so it can’t attack you and check it’s inventory before assuming it’s safe.
1: “oh look a puppy!” 2: “watch out honey, he’s got a knife” dog: “wha- no no I don’t” 🗡️
You know what dogs like? Other dogs! What could be more delightful than to follow a dog and, alas! MORE DOGS!!
Yes! If I found a person in distress on the other side I would be disapointed. “Shit…it’s just a kid having a Seizure… I was hoping for puppies”
I’ve done this for 59 dogs now. The world will tremble upon facing my canine army!
Doesn’t everyone?
HHIIIAAAGGH