• ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    22 hours ago

    I mean they might pay, but probably not 80 million. And most likely not a lump sum.

    Maybe they’d give you a hideout with a decent allowance every X days, and you have to promise to to never criticize or insult their government, and any internet/phone access will probably be monitored (by the Iranians).

    And its not gonna be because they care about you, but just to keep you alive as their pet because its kinda like a middle finger to the US. But you are just a pet to them, not some hero.

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      4 hours ago

      I think it would be hilarious if they taxed the hell out of the bounty money. Like an 80% tax or something insane like that.

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      20 hours ago

      I think they’d set you up pretty nice - nice digs and lots of play money. Not 80 mil, but enough to not work and have some real fun. Taking out the leader of a sworn enemy is doing them a solid. Fully agreed you’d be their pet for life though