Fuck The World by ICP, specifically the Richard Cheese cover - Fuck The World

“I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.” - Bill Hicks

Something like that

My new angel, a 2 year old female 6 pound spayed chihuahua, humps her toys like she owes them money. I guess I’m just glad she’s getting extra cardio. Still awkward AF when we lock eyes.

Bill Hick’s Rant in E Minor George Carlin Mitch Hedberg Bill Burr Wanda Sykes

One singular item please

It would probably be more brown and blood colored

You can prairie dog, that’s acceptable

The larger the size, the better chance of solving all world hunger

You can have the prep time you need.

The new Indiana Jones is great

Depends on the bathroom

Handshaking. We’ve both touched our crotch recently, let’s not

Meekrob

Mike Wallace was hot AF so I understand

Those sound like poor people problems

That first day when I figured out masturbation was tops, all down hill from there

#include <iostream> using namespace std;

int main() { char procrastinated;

cout << "Did you procrastinate? (y/n): ";
cin >> procrastinated;

if (procrastinated == 'y' || procrastinated == 'Y') {
    cout << "You procrastinated! Remember, study earlier next time to avoid the stress!" << endl;
} else {
    cout << "Good job staying on track! Keep it up!" << endl;
}

return 0;

}

No pain, no gain.

Got rhabdomyolysis from working out too hard, that saying is crap.

When I was a young lad I thought milk was cow pee and was super confused by the world.