“go way, batin!”

My parents felt the need to occasionally sack my room for drugs, and of course, me not having any drugs around my room usually meant they didn’t find any drugs.

They never thought to look in the PlayStation 2 expansion bay.

Hit the protest scene in my city and start some chaos, and work off some spite.

and boy, is there some spite to work out…

On more personal goals, sell a lot of stuff and downsize, become more mobile and stockpile more cash and assets so I care a lot less about setbacks or surprise bills.

I’ll bite.

4chan both is and is many different places at once.

It’s a huge retro gaming community, a rather tame cosplay community, a fantastic literature community, the largest individual DOOM community on the entire internet, a played entirely straight paranormal board that will take you seriously in many instances, and one of the best music forums on the internet, not to mention many of our first introductions to arch and Gentoo came from /g/, and that fancy neofetch you all like so much(quit using it).

SURROUNDED BY pedophiles, nazis, lolcows, narcissists and trolls.

Can I see the lab?

no

Darnit…

he doesn’t rename low res episodes of the golden girls to “tax return[year].docx” and hide them in plain sight.

They want to keep their noses clean so they can continue being the main character of Lemmy.

All hail the non-offesive median opinion and saying Lu1g1 to bypass filters.

It works. One day I even tried to piss a mod off and he told me I could leave, and he didn’t care if I did.

So I said,… “based, I’m staying.”

No one on sh.itjust.works has ever thrown a hissy fit over any of my arguments or stopped me from scorched-earthing a conservative, so they’re a-ok by me!

I use encryption and… modern… 2024 standards.

Pi, tho. I mean, you do you.

I hope all of these social parasites get Luigi’d, and anyone who doesn’t is enjoying Stockholm syndrome.

Or we could all be informed consumers and… research products before we buy them to avoid these kinds of issues.

I’d never buy an Asus product. I hear they’re a nightmare when it comes to customer service, so in avoiding them, I avoid that problem.

I’ll tell you what it is. Freedom.

We can make servers, host servers, have our own communities and set our own rules. Hell, I haven’t played a Valve server in five years.

Overwatch isn’t a matter of better or worse. It fails to do, at base value, what I value TF2 for, freedom.

Add however many neat little gameplay mechanics you want, if I can’t play the game the way I want to, I’m not going to get into it or care.

shrug

They send BABIES to fight me!

SOLDIER IS-MEEEEEEEEDIC

Yeah but Lemmy is full of wankers and it’s hard to tell who’s wanking.

…ish

Like yeah, a CRT suddenly makes it so all of the fancy filters you have configured on retroarch are no longer necessary, and neither is frame advance for input latency if you’re using native hardware or a mistr.

But is it worth it?

…gonna be that guy and say no, for me.

Not even, it’s just comparing you to the average joe.

Who’s more suspicious? The dude who visits GitHub, has a Matrix account and visits the arch wiki every six months or the dude who mostly sticks to Facebook talking to his family?

FBI: …I don’t see anything

Yeah right.

I’ve been shitposting and talking to other anonymous people online since 1999.

UBB anime boards

Somethingawful

4chan

Reddit

and now, I dance the babushka, for you!

And now, I find myself home to Lemmy. Just one of the thousands of Anons posting opinion, then meme, then opinion, then shitpost in the background static of the greater internet hive mind.

Arguments, rebukes, comments, discussions… discourse. It’s all necessary to me. I have to get in the fray. I have to cause the fray, in some instances. Discussion is life, passion in many instances. People care about what they care about and I both want to know why and tell why.

how’d you find the guy?

Easy. We had a list of the fifteen or so guys that did that specific part of the job, we got their IP addresses, watched them for a while, and as it turns out, two of them regularly use a VPN and send all of their traffic to Canada.

How long do you think it would take to figure out whether or not which one of these boys are harmless software pirates, or their man?

People do all of the work in the world without knowing that your preparation will blow your cover.

Have you ever visited TailsOS’s website off of a VPN? Could the Feds find out? Do you think the other guys have the same level of deniability?

That trail is not washing off. You even knowing or having a history of using a Linux iso is suspicion enough if the rest of the suspects are all boring chuds.

Well, down the list we go…

Most movies released today could be written by AI and nobody would be able to tell the difference.

This is the worst take I’ve ever read on Lemmy.

Do you hate cinema? WTF is this garbage? Imagine saying this about art, or anything written from the heart. What on earth?

We don’t need coffee. They invented instant!

Thank goodness for VR. Now I don’t need to travel!

Thanks, Ai girlfriend, you look cute today, too!

Naaaaaaah. This is a slippery slope, my guy. We aren’t doing this.

Fffffffff. Spoken like someone raised by bullshit.