Hey OP, I hope they fix the bungee cord around your neck 🥰

No, really, watching your severed head fly hundreds of metres while the rest of your corpse splatters against the rocks would be a far less unpleasant image than contending with the fact that a racist wankstain like you is wasting our oxygen. Also funnier than anything you’ve posted.

That makes sense, but wouldn’t that only be a problem for the astronauts who have a phallus?

Well it’s a cross section, so there’s only one that we can be sure of.

Yeah, it’s a music disc. It’s in Volume B of the soundtrack.

Ironic, Stal is what I use for my alarm.

Fuck off, no he’s not, we don’t want him either.

Me when I like to spread disinformation on the internet

dotworld moment

I have a mate who’s obsessed with this game. He made a mod for Age of Empires II that replaces the villagers with zoombinis.

I do enjoy the feeling of pain but it’s not particularly sexual tbh, if I had to compare it to something else I’d say it’s a sort of sensory seeking thing? Idk

I am a masochist

My girlfriend has a degree in design and the easiest way for me to piss her off is to remind her that comic sans is a thing that exists

Points 2 and 3 are all well and good right up until that person is in a position of power over you.

Tbh I’m a lot more antisocial here