The Onion is running out of material

Backblaze b2

Why short?

OK, but how do I ADHD myself?

Aaaaand now I have arthritis

Sun salutations every morning.

Sure. Luigi is alive tho. And it looks like a jury is going to set him free.

What? Hampton was assassinated.

Hampton advocated using violence in defense of violence. He never advocated assassinations.

I’m not saying Thompson wasn’t a killer, but they were very, very different.

Motion sensor flood lights. Its all you need.

Maybe ask first if she’s lactose intolerant? You don’t want to give her a gift of diarrhea.

This is Jewish tradition, btw. Not lasagna, but you give a dish so the family can grieve at shiva without having to worry about cooking.

The number of Charles is TOO DAMN HIGH

Feminism is egalitarianism just as Black Lives Matter is egalitarianism.

Both recognize disparities for a specific marginalized group, and work to establish egalitarianism.

What’s “third place”?

There’s nothing inherently creepy of asking a woman on a date. Just ask them “would you like to go on a date sometime?”

Its creepy if she says no and you keep asking or otherwise act creepy about it.

Anyone who has gendered expectations is not a friend. Avoid them.

If I were you, I’d start with a system that just lets you run off solar during the day. Have just enough batteries to stabilize the voltage. Set the charge controller to never drop below 80% charge.

Then add batteries over time, if you want.

You dont have to agree even. That’s just the definition of feminism.

What makes you think this is a gendered thing?

Projects with blockchains work like BITtorrent to find peers. That’s why bitcoin was called BITcoin.

Federation doesn’t require blockchain. Blockchain was created for a very unique solution to storage of digital cash transactions that’s not relevant in almost any other system’s storage.